Off Day notes: Kucherov

Jodi Kaufman: How the Grinch tried to steal Tampa Bay Lightning Christmas

TAMPA – Every Bolt down in Tampa
Liked the Bolts a lot…
But the Grinch, who liked injuries,
Did not!
Now please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason
 It could be his own team wasn’t playing just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his helmet’s too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his skates were two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, his helmet or team,
He stood there at Amalie
Concocting his scheme.
He stared down from his box with a sour Grinchy fret,
At the oft-lighted goal horns below by the net,
He knew every Bolts fan in Amalie, for sure,...


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